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Holy shits, Ive cracked the code.

This is BIG news. I mean, really big news. So big, you have no idea how impotant this is.
Its so important, that I PURPOSELY spell 'important' incorrectly a moment ago, just to give this the correct scope.
That I would be so excited as to mis-spell.

This secret which I have cracked is bigger than anything before... Dan Brown can get to fuck.




I NOW KNOW WHY I LIKE VIMTO SO MUCH.


Its simple.
Unlike any other carbonated beverage, Vimto can be drank whilst chilled, cool, tepid, warm, or hot.
Its the most versatile beverage. Its adaptable.

I wouldn't be at all suprised if Vimto is actually the first stage of AI self awareness.

Man, its like the Matrix all over again.

VIMatrix


ZOMG