Thursday, 31 December 2009

Hands clean...

Soaps. It the all new and improved me.

S O A P S

Yes yes :)
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Monday, 21 December 2009

Avatar

9/10
Absolutely, bloody, brilliant.
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Thursday, 26 November 2009

Nazi bottles...

Heil.

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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

In regard to 'Drews'

So I did it.

I went out and fucking DID IT.

I bought a l o n g b o a r d.

I'm still thinking about starting the running again, and hopefully that'll remain. Otherwise, I'm drawing more lately, and hell, Modern Warfare 2 is out in a month, so I seem pretty stable for the next couple of months...

But this longboard dude. Its gonna be AMAZING.

A Sector 9 - Waimea; https://boardmartredding.com/xcart/images/P/1496_sector_9_waimea.jpg

Deck - 38.0" Length x 9.375" Width
Trucks - 9" Gullwing Alpine Trucks
Wheels - 65mm/78a Nineball Wheels
Abec 5 Greaseball Bearings (soon to be UPGRADED)

This is gonna keep me busy for so goddamned long! Its the coolest thing EVAR!

I was looking at it in 2 seasons today, selling at 170 sheets, Im sure Luke would've knocked a tenner or so off... But I got it off t'ebay for a solid £103 (including postage).

ROCK OUT!

Sunday, 18 October 2009

I should have been named Jeremy...

Well, maybe.

L'evidence; I am opinionated, probably too much so. I dislike the French, have an ego bigger than it should be, I'm well spoken, a grammar Nazi, and don't really care about a great deal. People like me initially, until they realise that I'm serious. Also, I have a deep seated hate for drug abusers, am far too aggressive in my manner, shout quite a lot, and have a shorter fuse than Russell Crowe...

Other than the cars and appaling clothing, and the whole own TV show thing, I'm quite a lot like ol' Clarkson & Kyle.

I hope I'm wrong about this.
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Thursday, 1 October 2009

Drews

So after my last, somewhat underwhelming post, I want to write down what (other than Trialbike) I've been up to....

Work, if I'm honest, has been a large portion of the summer. But I'll forego the joys of Building Society matters, and keep you posted on the things which dont make me want to strangle.

In the spare time I have, skating has taken pride of place. Its been a good summer, I lost some weight, leaarned some new tricks and so on. But now its the autumn, its really gonna kick off :)

Most skaters, I've found, dont get that. A lot of people are Summer Skater Steve's. They com out frst in late April, skate for the dry fortnight. Then you'll see them on June & July evenings, shirtless, popping exactly the same shit, off exactly the same ramps, in the exactly same places you saw them doing, exactly the same, last year.
This has been quite a trend in Coventry. And its something I dont particularly appreciate.
The skate scene here, as I'm sure does in other areas, fluctuates throughout the year. Now I appreciate that Skateboarding is not the most popular of 'sports', but these fluctiations leave the scene brimming in the summer, giving high hopes for what should be a steady winter. But because Steve only comes out when he knows that the ramptramps will be watching, it leaves the scene DEAD in the twilight months.

Im writing this because THIS is the beginning of that cycle.
Its October 1st. The cold days are incoming, brandishing weapons like drizzle, christmas shoppers and fucking PUDDLES, and the nice months are fleeing to Oz and Zealand, taking good spots, hot babes and cider with them.

so I need something to do. I've got an xbox, a guitar and internet porn, so I'm covered with entertainment, music and fetish respectively. But what about physical stimulation?
Parkour is a logical idea, considering I have roots in it, and thoroughly enjoy it. But I fell like a fucking PENSIONER when I go out running.
All the locals are about 16 years old, but have an ego to sugests they'd invented the earth by merely taking a shit.

Im bored of this routine yearly cycle. I want something with excitement, nourishment and sustainability.


Something to do during the winter months....







I'ma start BAKING

It was a lovely year...

July eh? Been a while since my last update.
I'd love to report that Ive been incredibly busy and preoccupied with great and important things.

Mostly I've been playing Trialbike in my boxers.

Sorry.

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Mirror magic

What the hell is wrong with people? The reason I'm wondering is because I forever see things that question myself. Like for example, warnings on coffee cups... 'Caution, contents may be hot'.

No shit.

Now, I understand why things like that are printed. Lowlife assholes who like to profit from someones misfortune, would (and have in the past) sue individuals and companies upon scalding themselves with the contents of a COFFEE cup. How exactly a court of law allows this kind of thing was beyond me, until I looked around.
The human race, generally speaking, are a stupid and pretty disgusting bunch. Just the other day I saw a woman throw a McDonalds cup on the floor, no more than 5 feet away from a bin.
FIVE FUCKING FEET, what an asshole.

But it gets worse, the thing that got me thinking about this is those signs you get in public/work toilets...
'After visiting the toilet, please wash your hands'.

Who the fuck are the assholes who are too inept to wash their fucking HANDS after a shit? More to the point, WHY are they not washing their filthy bastard pikey hands?
I've at least attempted to clean my hands after every shit I've ever taken since I was in Pampers.

Please folks, wash your fucking hands. For the sake of humanity.
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So I got a blackberry, because I'm down with fruit diversity
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Monday, 8 June 2009

Edit

Holy shits, Ive cracked the code.

This is BIG news. I mean, really big news. So big, you have no idea how impotant this is.
Its so important, that I PURPOSELY spell 'important' incorrectly a moment ago, just to give this the correct scope.
That I would be so excited as to mis-spell.

This secret which I have cracked is bigger than anything before... Dan Brown can get to fuck.




I NOW KNOW WHY I LIKE VIMTO SO MUCH.


Its simple.
Unlike any other carbonated beverage, Vimto can be drank whilst chilled, cool, tepid, warm, or hot.
Its the most versatile beverage. Its adaptable.

I wouldn't be at all suprised if Vimto is actually the first stage of AI self awareness.

Man, its like the Matrix all over again.

VIMatrix


ZOMG

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

I'll be back

Terminator Salvation.
I refuse to call it T4, as T4 is actually a show, hosted by total idiots, for total idiots.

It was pretty mega, or STERN, as is the common phrase of this summer. Story went well, explained a few pieces, but most of it was just good all round filler in the awesome plotline.

Sam Worthington rocked ass all the way through, boy's going far.
Speaking of Terminator, it brings me to my next point. E3 was this weekend, it seems that Microsoft are still trying to overtake the world and subsequently start the events of the above film...

Natal, as they call it is the new project they are releasing for the xbox. All singing and dancing, you can find more of it here: http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/projectnatal/

Good times then.

So recently Terminator has been redone/sequelized, as was King Kong, Transformers too, and even Star Trek. Jurrasic Park 4 is coming, Ghostbusters 3 and even Predator 3 are all on the horizon.
So all thats left to redo (god forbid) or make a sequel (please) is JAWS...


I'll leave it on that glorious note.


Toodles

Monday, 1 June 2009

Saturday, 30 May 2009

The funniest website ever

WARNING
Dont go on this website if you cant understand satire humor.
Infact, get off my blog if you've got no sense of humor.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Monday, 25 May 2009

Bigbadsadface

Hello everybody.

Im having a bit of a rubbish day, the weather is too humid to do much, and I cant tell if at any point it is going to start raining.
Im trying to edit some photos for FNVR, but photoshop is eating a bowl of hot dicks and Im getting a little stressed with it.

On that note, I got to thinking about FNVR.

I love FNVR, i think its a great little project that I can jump in and out of. i like the work Ive done with it, and I realy think if I try really hard, (and work my little arse off with it) it could really go somewhere that I want it to.
But heres the rub, I dont really LIKE the name FORNEVER.
The work Ive done I think is of a good standard, and everything about it really makes me happy, but its just the name that throws me off.
If Im going to actually start printing these shirts and doing some caps, I need to have something really unique and something I really, really love.

Im mulling over some new names for FNVR, and I'll update you on here as soon as I figure it all out.

SAIF

Friday, 15 May 2009

Maccy D's for death

Ive got a predicament.

I love McNuggets, fucking LOVE them.

But everytime I go into McDonalds now, I see that freaky bastard clown.
Im fucking TERRIFIED of Ronnie D.


I dreamt he was eating my fucking legs the other night, like that scene from Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors. A giant Ronie D worm, biting off, chewing and proceding to swallow my legs.


What a bastard

Top 5 'top 5' quizzes

I gots to thinking.
To fill mundane times like work, travelling etc, I normally end up playin 'top 5' with whoever im with at the time.
Things like 'whats the top 5 sandwich fillings' or 'your top 5 movie gunfights' etc etc...

So recently facebook got to applying this 'livingsocial' thing which has literally hundreds of top 5 quizzes. Plus Ive been looking at - http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/category/lists, which is badass.
I've been doing loads of the livingsocial top 5's since i found out about them, so then I got wondering about what the top 5, TOP 5 quizzes are.
Let me know your favourites... So that I can compile your top 5 top 5's to make the top 5 of top TOP 5's.

Awesome!

O NOES

I got Nai to play COD4 for the first time today... Dont know what Ive let myself in for.

I learned some JJ on the guitar today, pretty chuffed with it, and Im feling better than I did earlier and last night... Had some harsh nosebleed/migraine action, but it seems to have cleared up now :)

Made a mean chilli tonight, it wasnt spicy enough for my taste, but Nai seemed to enjoy it, even if I managed to burn the nachos in the microwave... Thats right, I burned my nachos in the MICROWAVE. Not even GR can step to my culinary skills.

Dont know my plans for the weekend yet, but hopefully I'll get a skate in at some point, plus chill with Nai for a few days :)

OSNAP! Got my Stussy Mustang cap through - http://www.fiveostore.com/furniture/cms/shop/product/productpopup/5847.jpg
Its fucking AWESOME! Gonna go to the New era shop in Brum on Weds too, should be badass, need to go to the tattoo parlour over the weekend to see about changing the one on my right forearm, and maybe some scripture on my torso...

Anyways, im off to eat some trifle, play some JJ and maybe even some xbox, Riddick AHOY!


BLAP

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

POCOYO

Helloyo!

Nothing major to report, just thought I'd update...

I was watching Flight of Dragons (one of the BEST films from my childhood), and heard Sir Orin Neville Smythe's speech before he fights Bryagh. Its such a BADASS speech, and my inner child has convinced me to get it tattooed somewhere... Its gonna be amazing!

PLus I found out that a few guys from TFC (my xbox 'clan') skate, Im gonna convince them to meet up for a session at some point soon hopefully!

In other news, Nai got her promotion, milkybars on her I suppose.

Man, life is good at the moment. Well, work is absolutely AWFUL at the moment, I hate every second of being in that place. Its really only my colleagues that motivate me to go in for the day.
I cant wait to leave.



toodles

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Northern Line

Hello!

I went to London on saturday with Nai. It was absolutely awesome!
Went to the London Dungeon,which was fantastic, some fella absolutely SHIT himself all the way through.

Made Nai walk about 6 miles in total, crossed tower bridge because we kind of had to, but I made it out as if it was all 'part of the experience'

Its been a good few weeks actually. Work is going ok,but Im still looking for something worthwhile. Weather has been amazing lately, and the family seem generally well.
My guitar is slowly coming on, learned the F chord proper this morning, but I do feel like Im neglecting clive a bit. So MORE guitar I think is in order.

Apparently Elephants dont walk up steep slopes, they lie on their stomach and CRAWL... Whoduthunkit!?

Toodles x

Thursday, 7 May 2009

2012 Olympics

Its gonna be a bit shit...

So, I went to the NIA last nght and saw Al Murray.
It was fucking hilarious :)

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Holla!

Osnap!

Well, things have certainly taken an odd turn. A GOOD and AMAZING and suprising turn for the better, but an odd turn nonetheless.

Im quite excited really, and the happiest I've been in some time :D

Lets see how this summer pans out eh? I have the feeling that twothousandnine is going to be a good year.
Scratch that.

A
FUCKING
GREAT
YEAR

Pip-pip

Drew.

Monday, 9 March 2009

No, it really isn't

I hate it when people spell the word cool with a K.
I see it as a reduntant attempt at making something, by definition alone, which is already cool, cooler. But thats the thing, its not cooler. Its just fucking annoying.
People who do shit like that are bellends, spelt with a B, because that is way cooler that misspelling something on purpose for your own gratification.

Ya dig?

MrPens

Im on twitter, apparently.
It seems like a quick version of this, kind of like a pot noodle compared to a full blown chinese cuisine.

But I fucking LOVE pot noodles.

Toodles.

Noodles x

Monday, 9 February 2009

twothousandnine

I feel as if I should apologise for the lack of blogging lately. But I dont think I will apolgise, because I doubt that there is anyone out there who has been offended or hurt by my inacblogity.

So its now 2009, the second month of it actually. Looks like its going to be a good year aswell! Why? Well, look at l'evidence... I've got a beard for starters. Im losing weight, always a bonus. Im starting to pay off debt, which leaves me with loads of money in a few weeks. Finally, its been snowing!

Whenever I write one of these things, I just want to tell you all one of my adventure stories.

Maybe next time kids.

Drew.