Saturday, 30 May 2009

The funniest website ever

WARNING
Dont go on this website if you cant understand satire humor.
Infact, get off my blog if you've got no sense of humor.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Monday, 25 May 2009

Bigbadsadface

Hello everybody.

Im having a bit of a rubbish day, the weather is too humid to do much, and I cant tell if at any point it is going to start raining.
Im trying to edit some photos for FNVR, but photoshop is eating a bowl of hot dicks and Im getting a little stressed with it.

On that note, I got to thinking about FNVR.

I love FNVR, i think its a great little project that I can jump in and out of. i like the work Ive done with it, and I realy think if I try really hard, (and work my little arse off with it) it could really go somewhere that I want it to.
But heres the rub, I dont really LIKE the name FORNEVER.
The work Ive done I think is of a good standard, and everything about it really makes me happy, but its just the name that throws me off.
If Im going to actually start printing these shirts and doing some caps, I need to have something really unique and something I really, really love.

Im mulling over some new names for FNVR, and I'll update you on here as soon as I figure it all out.

SAIF

Friday, 15 May 2009

Maccy D's for death

Ive got a predicament.

I love McNuggets, fucking LOVE them.

But everytime I go into McDonalds now, I see that freaky bastard clown.
Im fucking TERRIFIED of Ronnie D.


I dreamt he was eating my fucking legs the other night, like that scene from Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors. A giant Ronie D worm, biting off, chewing and proceding to swallow my legs.


What a bastard

Top 5 'top 5' quizzes

I gots to thinking.
To fill mundane times like work, travelling etc, I normally end up playin 'top 5' with whoever im with at the time.
Things like 'whats the top 5 sandwich fillings' or 'your top 5 movie gunfights' etc etc...

So recently facebook got to applying this 'livingsocial' thing which has literally hundreds of top 5 quizzes. Plus Ive been looking at - http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/category/lists, which is badass.
I've been doing loads of the livingsocial top 5's since i found out about them, so then I got wondering about what the top 5, TOP 5 quizzes are.
Let me know your favourites... So that I can compile your top 5 top 5's to make the top 5 of top TOP 5's.

Awesome!

O NOES

I got Nai to play COD4 for the first time today... Dont know what Ive let myself in for.

I learned some JJ on the guitar today, pretty chuffed with it, and Im feling better than I did earlier and last night... Had some harsh nosebleed/migraine action, but it seems to have cleared up now :)

Made a mean chilli tonight, it wasnt spicy enough for my taste, but Nai seemed to enjoy it, even if I managed to burn the nachos in the microwave... Thats right, I burned my nachos in the MICROWAVE. Not even GR can step to my culinary skills.

Dont know my plans for the weekend yet, but hopefully I'll get a skate in at some point, plus chill with Nai for a few days :)

OSNAP! Got my Stussy Mustang cap through - http://www.fiveostore.com/furniture/cms/shop/product/productpopup/5847.jpg
Its fucking AWESOME! Gonna go to the New era shop in Brum on Weds too, should be badass, need to go to the tattoo parlour over the weekend to see about changing the one on my right forearm, and maybe some scripture on my torso...

Anyways, im off to eat some trifle, play some JJ and maybe even some xbox, Riddick AHOY!


BLAP

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

POCOYO

Helloyo!

Nothing major to report, just thought I'd update...

I was watching Flight of Dragons (one of the BEST films from my childhood), and heard Sir Orin Neville Smythe's speech before he fights Bryagh. Its such a BADASS speech, and my inner child has convinced me to get it tattooed somewhere... Its gonna be amazing!

PLus I found out that a few guys from TFC (my xbox 'clan') skate, Im gonna convince them to meet up for a session at some point soon hopefully!

In other news, Nai got her promotion, milkybars on her I suppose.

Man, life is good at the moment. Well, work is absolutely AWFUL at the moment, I hate every second of being in that place. Its really only my colleagues that motivate me to go in for the day.
I cant wait to leave.



toodles

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Northern Line

Hello!

I went to London on saturday with Nai. It was absolutely awesome!
Went to the London Dungeon,which was fantastic, some fella absolutely SHIT himself all the way through.

Made Nai walk about 6 miles in total, crossed tower bridge because we kind of had to, but I made it out as if it was all 'part of the experience'

Its been a good few weeks actually. Work is going ok,but Im still looking for something worthwhile. Weather has been amazing lately, and the family seem generally well.
My guitar is slowly coming on, learned the F chord proper this morning, but I do feel like Im neglecting clive a bit. So MORE guitar I think is in order.

Apparently Elephants dont walk up steep slopes, they lie on their stomach and CRAWL... Whoduthunkit!?

Toodles x

Thursday, 7 May 2009

2012 Olympics

Its gonna be a bit shit...

So, I went to the NIA last nght and saw Al Murray.
It was fucking hilarious :)