Thursday, 16 July 2009

Mirror magic

What the hell is wrong with people? The reason I'm wondering is because I forever see things that question myself. Like for example, warnings on coffee cups... 'Caution, contents may be hot'.

No shit.

Now, I understand why things like that are printed. Lowlife assholes who like to profit from someones misfortune, would (and have in the past) sue individuals and companies upon scalding themselves with the contents of a COFFEE cup. How exactly a court of law allows this kind of thing was beyond me, until I looked around.
The human race, generally speaking, are a stupid and pretty disgusting bunch. Just the other day I saw a woman throw a McDonalds cup on the floor, no more than 5 feet away from a bin.
FIVE FUCKING FEET, what an asshole.

But it gets worse, the thing that got me thinking about this is those signs you get in public/work toilets...
'After visiting the toilet, please wash your hands'.

Who the fuck are the assholes who are too inept to wash their fucking HANDS after a shit? More to the point, WHY are they not washing their filthy bastard pikey hands?
I've at least attempted to clean my hands after every shit I've ever taken since I was in Pampers.

Please folks, wash your fucking hands. For the sake of humanity.
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